Crab Apples suck. First during the
spring the crab apple tree looks beautiful and has these flowers on it then
after that it looks like a total piece of crap! All it does then is just spit
out all these nasty crab apples on your lawn. The crab apples just sit their
rotting, collecting flies, and smelling like crap! So one Sunday afternoon when
your bored and theirs crap apples everywhere round them all up and splatter them
all over the pavement, But first where some safety goggles maybe a bib and
whatever have your mouth closed when the rotting carnage goes airborne!
